Standard issue chicken jokes. 

Q. What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road, Rolls In The Dirt, Crosses The Road, And Again Rolls In The Dirt?
A. A Dirty Double-Crossing Chicken! 

Q. What Do You Call A Frightened Scuba Diver?
A. Chicken Of The Sea.

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Guitar?
A. A Chicken That Makes Music When You Pluck It! 

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken And A Pit Bull?
A. Just The Pit Bull. 

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Bell?
A. An Alarm Cluck. 

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Dog?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs. 

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Chicken With A Race-Horse?
A. A Hen That Lays Odds. 

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Dog With A Chicken?
A. A Hen That Lays Pooched Eggs. 

Q. What Do You Get When You Cross A Ghost With A Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist. 


Random Chicken Jokes
a selection of the Internet's worst. 

Q. What Goes Peck, Peck, Peck, Boom?
A. A Chicken In A Mine Field. 

Q. What Is A Haunted Chicken?
A. A Poultry-Geist. 

Q. What Is The Best Kind Of Car To Be Driving When You're Ready To Play Chicken?
A. A Coupe. 

Q. What Is The Difference Between A Chicken And An Elephant?
A. An Elephant Can Get Chicken Pox, But A Chicken Can't Get Elephant Pox. 

Q. When Fruit Comes From A Fruit Tree, What Kind Of Tree Does Chicken Come From?
A. A Poul-Tree. 

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Playground?
A. To Get To The Other Slide. 

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
A. To Prove To The Armadillo That It Could Be Done. 

Q. Why Did The Chicken Cross To The Middle Of The Road?
A. She Wanted To Lay It On The Line. 

Q. Why Did The Elephant Cross The Road?
A1. Chicken's Day Off.
A2. To Pick Up The Squashed Chicken. 

Q. Why Does A Chicken Coup Have Two Doors?
A. If It Had Four, It Would Be A Sedan. 

Q. Why Is The Chicken Good Looking?
A. It's Pretty Fowl. 

Q. Is It Okay To Eat Fried Chicken With Your Fingers?
A. No, The Fingers Should Be Eaten Separately. 

Q. Why Couldn't The Chicken Find Her Eggs?
A. Because She Mislaid Them. 

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet